I plugged a chunk of my novel-in-progress into this web app that analyzes your sentence structure and word choices, and I got this:
Loved Handmaid’s Tale, but Cat’s Eye left me cold. Tried to read Good Bones and Simple Murders, but I don’t generally like short stories (it was a gift from someone who does like them). Can’t remember what others I’ve read, but I know I’ve at least started one or two more. I’ve always wondered why she’s so popular. My general impression of her is that she’s kind of a “John Irving lite.” But maybe I’ll have to revisit her stuff now that I’m older and wiser and see what the fuss is about. Any recommendations?
Then I plugged in an everyday splendor post and got this:
Now that felt good. If only! Even though he could be a bit pompous and verbose. (Wait a minute… This app is good!)
Then I plugged in a frogblog post and got this:
Oh well. But who doesn’t love some good pulp from time to time?
Let me know who you write like!