Archives for category: Feelin' Geeky

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Under duress, I’ve created a Twitter account. Vincent did too.

Here’s the scoop: Remember that TV show on blogs that Vincent and I were on not too long ago? Well, they’ve asked us back (!) for a live, three-hour show that will cover election night in the US from two hours before the polls close on the west coast till 9:00 pm. That’s 3-6 am here…

One of the things they’d like me to do is be in communication with some of my pals in the US during the broadcast. But none of my Former Life friends do Twitter (that I know of). Their kids probably do…

So if you’re literate and politically informed, with a world view that’s bigger than the balcony of your condo, and you plan to be monitoring what’s going on (election shenanigans, exit polls, media coverage) at an election night party, out in the field, or alone at home, I’d love to hear from you via Twitter or Skype (or iChat or Yahoo or MSN or AIM) that evening.

Since I will be asked what I’m doing, who I’m talking to, etc., if you have a blog or site, a video on YouTube, or any other online incarnation, it could end up on French TV, so be sure to let me know.

You can be of any political persuasion as long as you can play nice and be rational.

Please forward the link to this post to any friends who might be interested!

See you Tuesday!

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I am experiencing some francophile rage and indignation and a deep sense of loss. I’ll share. Of course.

It started with Franklin D. Roosevelt. The Paris métro station, that is, and my absolute favorite. I rarely had cause to take the 1 line as far as that, and when I did, I kept telling myself that I would hop off and take some pictures next time. I live here. Plenty of time, right?

Wrong. One day a few months ago, I rolled into FDR and, to my horror, it had been stripped. It sat there cold and naked and shivering. The station had been betrayed and violated. I felt betrayed and violated. Those bastards.

Fortunately, other people did take pictures…

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Love that font. (We’re into fonts.) Love the orange with the semi-opaque glass and the shiny metal. Love the seat separators. Love the design.

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Now, I’m sure plenty of people thought the FDR station was an abomination when it was created because of its incongruity with the older stations. (Many, including me, thought that of the pyramid at the Louvre and the Beaubourg, although I’ve changed my tune on the pyramid.) The FDR station was done in the distinct style of a specific era. I know enough to recognize its specialness, and guess that it’s from the post WWII era, but I don’t know enough design history to say more than that. Maybe you do? In any case, I love that look. (It would make a fabulous kitchen, wouldn’t it?)

Ever since I got here, two and a half years ago, journalists and talking heads have been whining about how Paris has become “a museum city.” (No shit, Sherlock. Why do you think you get more tourists here than any other city in the world?) And your point is?

Over the last few months, I’ve been taking the métro more than usual and noticing more and more naked stations… Then, not long ago, I started seeing these posters appear in the stations…

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…promising a métro that is “simpler, brighter, more beautiful, and new.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Do you think tourists come here for spiffy, shiny, generic new métro stations? Non, merci. Shiny and new and generic we have plenty of (at least where I come from).

The city of Paris is like Jeanne Moreau. Old. Yes, old. To use a euphemism would be an insult. Paris and Jeanne don’t need to worry about their wrinkles because they are both still gorgeous. Mesmerizing. They exude a powerful, irresistible, animal sexual/sensual attraction. Paris is more than a moveable feast. It’s an orgy.

I say leave it alone.

Maybe the city government thinks they’re doing Parisians a favor. After all, a responsible government should put the needs and wants of its citizenry before those of tourists… (But then again, when tourism accounts for a massive chunk of your GDP, you gotta keep that in mind too.) I do actually see lots of advertising for a company called IMMONEUF. Evidently there is quite a market for the Paris equivalent of tract homes and brand-spanking new apartment buildings. I can’t imagine who in their right mind would choose that over the delectable parquet-moulures-cheminée (wood floors, crown molding, fireplace).

I’m afraid what’s happening here is that the City of Paris is tossing all the vintage Chanel out of the Parisian closet and replacing it with Isaac Mizrahi for Target… I’m honestly worried that the renovations they are undertaking today might end up as generic, artistically insignificant and lacking in personality as most of today’s websites are. Coming from a place where lowered standards, homogenization and expediency are the norm, I dread seeing it happen here.

I still have hope, however, that the French flair for style and design, their attention to the tiniest aesthetic detail, their pride in their unique and extraordinary capital will prevail. Will the new métro stations be a pure delight to behold? Or will they simply be utilitarian public transport spaces…

I’ll keep you posted.

I recommend global moxie’s great post on the same, sad topic. I stumbled across it when I was looking for some info on the design of the FDR station. Nice to know I’m not alone.

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I felt it when I wrote the words. Vincent felt it when he read them (and was compelled to write hot, throbbing music). And Ruthie felt it when she heard the song (and was compelled to create a tasty video montage of vintage bump and grind).

If you don’t feel it, you need hormone supplements.

Vincent puts his creatively uncommon music up on the Web under a Creative Commons license. Somehow Ruthie found it and made a creatively uncommon music video for our song Under Her Dress.

Although this is his first music video, it’s not the first time Vincent’s music has been used by others. It’s been picked out of the haystack that is the Internet and bundled in a Linux release, used by college students in their film project, put on a startup’s website, and used in the soundtrack of a movie about snowboarding, among other things.

Click Betty to go to Episode 1 of Ruthie’s Super Short Saturday Morning Video Reveal on YouTube!

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I wrote the poem—with fridge magnets—right after I’d decided to move to Paris to be with Vincent…

You can also listen to the song and play with the nifty music player Vincent made on his site. Needless to say, he gets a lot of hits on Under Her Dress on his website. (Buncha pervs. Speaking of which, this is the post I get the most hits on. Buncha pervs.)

But who am I to talk? ;-)

Thanks Ruthie!

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Who the hell is Gerard? Crazy why?

Gerard is the author of The Presurfer, one of those blogs that could instantly convert non blog readers into blogaholics. His stuff is always entertaining and often informative; invariably a delightful diversion.

I feared for Gerard’s sanity when he recently offered to let people submit their blogs to be featured on The Presurfer. Lots of people read his blog. I can’t even imagine how many blogs he’s had to slog through. I’m sure he’ll tell us though.

Vincent pointed out Gerard’s call for blogs to me. (I had uncharacteristically not tackled my Reader in about three days.) He submitted the Geeks In Love, and I sent frogblog in.

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Yesterday, frogblog appeared on The Presurfer (yippee!) and the Geeks showed up there a few days before that!

Maybe Gerard isn’t crazy. Maybe he was just doing all us little guys a favor. Maybe he was bored. Although I don’t see how he could be when he’s constantly digging up and posting such diverse Web treasures as Tights Are Not Pants and movies of baby moose playing in a backyard sprinkler

Thanks Gerard!

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Net-phobes and old fogeys are eager to tell you how spending time online is antisocial, how it will alienate you from society and turn you into some kind of weirdo (or that you must be some kind of weirdo to begin with if you have an online life).

Well, there weren’t any phobes or fogeys with me last night as I sat in a Paris wine bar in the Latin Quarter being very sociable with a bright, delightful and adorable young Irishman I met online.

Don’t worry. It’s not what you might think.

Paddy is one of the founders of TheBigWordProject (which I blogged about here and here). While he was planning (I use the term loosely) one of those fabled Euro-youth trips around the continent this summer (the last summer before his final semester in grad school, where he’s getting a master’s in multidisciplinary design), he decided he’d try to meet up with as many “wordies” as he could.

That’s what he and his partner Lee call those of us who’ve bought words on TheBigWordProject. Just to refresh your memory, I bought francophilia, francophile, serendipity (which links to this blog), splendor, and geeks. A few weeks ago, Vincent bought chanson (yes, that’s an “English” word) for his newest music blog, 1mot1chanson. A few of my readers bought words too!

Over a couple of pints of beer, Paddy and I covered lots of ground, both real and virtual. We discussed cultures, politics, entertainment, human behavior, startup stuff… Turns out he’s also a huge Eddie Izzard fan. I told him Pushing Daisies is a must-see, and he said I have to read this book by Dave Gorman. I said the only Irish I knew was Erin go bragh, so he taught me how to say kiss my ass*. I mentioned that I’d noticed that charlatan points to Barack Obama’s website, and he told me president does too. I was glad to hear that.

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Sometimes the harpy on my shoulder tells me I should act my age. That it’s inappropriate or even ridiculous to be doing things like laughing over beer with a 23-year-old who’s not my kid about a YouTube video we’d both seen (the one where a Lego Darth Vader acts out Eddie Izzard’s Death Star canteen bit).

But then I squash the harpy.

If I were like many people my age who use the Internet for not much more than e-mail and Amazon, I doubt I’d ever have crossed paths with the interesting, curious, and energetic people of all ages and backgrounds I’ve met in the last few years. If it weren’t for the Internet, I think it might be harder to connect with people who are 25 years older or younger than I am, since our frames of reference would be so different. But the Web is becoming the new great equalizer, spanning age and culture and connecting people like nothing ever has. As Claire Ulrich said in her article Plus belle, ma vie en ligne, the Internet frees you of the physiological, societal and geographical limitations that can hinder human interaction. The Web is tearing down walls faster than governments can build them these days, and that’s a good thing.

*Pog ma hon thoin (Paddy’s correction).

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Andy Warhol said we all get 15 minutes of fame and I just used up about five of mine. If being on an 11-minute show about blogging on the French equivalent of C-SPAN counts as fame, that is.

Caroline Deschamps, the elfin, yet sophisticated MC of Parlons blogs ! on Public Sénat contacted me through frogblog because she was doing a show on the US election and wanted to interview an American expat blogger in Paris. When she found out I was part of a blogging couple, she decided to do a dual interview.

Actually, there is a lot of interesting political programming on Public Sénat in addition to the government-in-action stuff, and among the programs is a show about blogging. It’s not necessarily a topic that translates well to the TV screen, but you’d be amazed at what Caroline does with it.

Caroline showed up a few days later with her friendly and efficient (qualities an American appreciates) crew: Valérie (sound), and Olivier and Michel (cameramen). They proceeded to invade our bedroom with spotlights and cameras and Caroline did her thing.

She stole my comfy chair, but I forgive her because she was truly lovely and she did put me on TV, after all.

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I was less nervous than I thought I would be (because I convinced myself in advance that only three people would be watching the show), but my French was still pretty abysmal. The editing is great, though, and Caroline picked my best one-liners (as Vincent pointed out) and allowed Vincent to fill in with his eloquent insights (see my previous post).

Of course, as soon as they left, I thought of a million things I would have liked to have said, but that’s what this blog is for, isn’t it? And I still have 10 minutes of fame left, right? I’ll have to use them wisely.

One of my comments that made it into the show was something I’d written on one of my posts; that if Obama is elected, the US will have a more refined president than France does for the first time. (I’ll probably be deported for that.)

Best of all, Vincent’s Geeks in Love got plenty of screen time. And they were naturals. Very telegenic. They should have their own show if you ask me.

Here, for your viewing pleasure are my five minutes of fame, which start at about the six-minute mark.

Merci encore une fois, Caroline, Valérie, Michel et Olivier !

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There was about a two-year period in my life when I was essentially a bored housewife. (Man, did that suck.) That was about the only time I actually occasionally looked at the circulars that came in the mail or were jammed into the Sunday paper. It was entertaining to marvel at the cheesy photos and usually horrific layouts, draw conclusions about the target demographics, speculate on whether or not these things really worked… (I did say bored housewife.)

I always felt pain and guilt and anger about the trees that had to die to make all that crap, and then there was the environmentally unfriendly act of transporting them, the poor mailman/lady…

I always recycled them, but I never got around to getting one of those stickers I heard about that you put on your mailbox to tell the mailman/lady thanks but no thanks. (I never actually saw one. Are they real?)

They’re real in France, supposedly, although I’ve never seen one here either, and Vincent doesn’t know where you get them. But no matter. I found out about an innovative, 21st-century alternative that might actually give advertisers an incentive to change their evil ways.

At www.pubeco.fr (short for publicité écologique), you can mail in a request for a no-junk-mail sticker or download a PDF and print one. They’re also available in some stores (though I haven’t seen them…).

The sticker says “NO ADS! I’m protecting my planet! I’m reading them on the Net!”

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The deal is that certain advertisers have agreed to pay to put their circulars online instead of on paper. If you really are the bargain-hunting/coupon-clipping type, you can subscribe to an RSS feed that delivers the ads that apply to your area through your newsreader. (If you still don’t know what that means, shame on you. Ask me. It’ll change your life.)

It’s a commendable move on the part of advertisers, and I’m going to support it. I might even do some guerrilla environmentalism and print out enough of these babies to slip into the mailboxes of everybody in my building… (It’ll be a sociological experiment. I’ll be able to see what percentage of people give a shit.)

If you’re in the US,and stopping the junk-mail deluge has been on your to-do list forever, here are some alternatives for stopping not only the circulars, but also all those unwanted catalogs. (I mean how many As Seen On TV! catalogs do you need to get before you finally either stop the madness or break down and buy the George Foreman countertop hamburger griller thingy?)

There’s GreenDimes which, as we speak, is offering to pay you a dollar to sign up and have yourself removed from mailing lists. ProQuo is another one. Both of these services are free.

Of course, the dream scenario would be a no-bulk-mail list like the no-call list for telemarketers. (That program worked like a dream. One quick phone call and no more phone spam.) Maybe if the US ever gets a government that favors the environment over the corporations, we’ll see such changes.

Maybe.