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After what was undoubtedly a grueling eight or so hours of deliberation (about four on Monday morning and another four on Tuesday after lunch…), easily enough time for thorough investigation of the many instances of voter fraud that had been reported nationwide, a specially convened council declared Martine Aubry the First Secretary of the socialist party.

Smelled awfully putschy to a lot of us…

But our Ségolène took it in stride. Because that’s what she does. She takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Ségo promised not to abandon the 50% (or more, but we’ll never know for sure now, will we?) of registered socialists who voted for her.

Many were afraid this deep rift might mean the party would split in two, which explains one of the first things out of Aubry’s mouth after being anointed:

I think that today, for the sake of France, no socialist should leave. I told Ségolène that in the teams that we will form, her friends will have a seat. I will make propositions in the next days, but I will also listen to her propositions too.

Have no fear, Martine (or maybe be afraid, be very afraid…). Ségo’s not going to stomp off and take her half of the socialists with her. She doesn’t have a problem with megalomania (one of the many nasty things her detractors accuse her of). For her, it’s just a question of if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

You haven’t seen the last of her yet.

You see, Ségo actually is a team player who cares about the people and her party much more than she does about political games. You can tell by what she said upon learning of the decision that had been handed down from on high:

We have to unite today, we have to get together. I want to tell you that all of our energy will go towards the Socialist Party’s transformation. We have so much to do, and maybe to catch up on because the French have undoubtedly been judging us very harshly in the past few weeks and we have to have the courage to make up for the wasted time.

So she’s gonna stick around. She’ll be a big ol’ piece of bubble gum on the floor every time those Elephants take a step.

Give ‘em hell, girlie.