Spot check

Just another day in America.

The facts speak for themselves. What they say is “decline and fall” and “fucking insane.”

• The Environmental “Protection” Agency has forbidden 17 US states to set their own, tougher carbon emissions standards for cars.
• Only 13% of Americans have the reading skills to compare opposing viewpoints in editorials.
• The House of Representatives approved another $70 billion in war funding, which didn’t get as much media coverage as the fact that Britn*y Spe*rs’ sister got pregnant.
• The son of right-wing presidential candidate Mike Huckabee likes to torture and kill dogs (when he’s working as a Boy Scout counselor) and carry his pistol onto planes. But don’t let that stop you from voting for Huckabee! He’s all about family values.
• Don’t plan to do any touristing in Chicago. The Chicago police have asked people to call 911 if they see anyone doing “Physical Surveillance (note taking, binocular use, cameras, video, maps).”
• The MPAA says the poster for an acclaimed documentary about the torture and resulting death of an Afghani cab driver at the hands of Americans is “not suitable for all audiences.”

• A majority of members of a Florida school board think “faith-based” creation theories should be part of the science curriculum.
• A woman in Oklahoma was fined because people could see the goats in her yard fucking and peeing.
• Grand delusion: If geology’s not your thing, don’t sweat it. You can get a creationist tour or rafting trip of the Grand Canyon… (thanks, TechBee)

Experience North America’s biggest whitewater on a Christ-centered motorized rafting trip through a canyon with walls over a mile high. This once-in-a-lifetime experience will explore one of His grandest creations while spending time each day in God’s Word and singing praises to the Lord. Share the enjoyment of this natural wonder of the world with fellow believers. Learn how the effects of Noah’s Flood, not millions of years of erosion, carved the Canyon.

Y’all have a nice day, now!

Just another day in America. The facts speak for themselves. What they say is "decline and fall" and "fucking insane." The Environmental "Protection" Agency has forbidden 17 US states to set their own, tougher carbon emissions standards for cars. Only 13% of Americans have the reading skills to compare opposing viewpoints in editorials. The House of Representatives approved another $70 billion in war funding, which didn't get as much media coverage as the fact that Britn*y Spe*rs' sister got pregnant. The son of right-wing presidential candidate Mike Huckabee likes to torture and kill dogs (when he's working as a Boy Scout counselor) and carry his pistol onto planes. But don't let that stop you from voting for Huckabee! He's all about family values. Don't plan to do any touristing in Chicago. The Chicago police have asked people to call 911 if they see anyone doing "Physical Surveillance (note taking, binocular use, cameras, video, maps)." The MPAA says the poster for an acclaimed documen