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Now Vincent has yet another thing to blame me for. First it was the Geeks In Love, his online comic strip chronicling the daily lives of a pair of geeks. You see, he says I’m his muse, which is why it’s all my fault.

To my knowledge, I had never been a muse before I met Vincent. Sure, I’ve had guys recite things to me like “Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale / Her infinite variety: other women cloy / The appetites they feed: but she makes hungry / Where most she satisfies…”* That was nice. Very nice, even. But they were just quoting other people’s words inspired by other muses.

It’s rather scary to be a muse sometimes; a big responsibility. I feel pressure to keep the inspiration flowing. But evidently I’m doing something right, because for the last three plus months, Vincent spent big chunks of his spare time at his computer in a creative bubble; oblivious, impervious, uncommunicative. If I pouted that he wasn’t paying enough attention to me, or suggested he occasionally take out the trash too, he would grumble “This is your fault.” I guess that’s one of the hazards of muse work.

So what was he doing for three months, you ask? The answer is a beautiful, colorful, exciting, fun, sophisticated new site dedicated exclusively to his music. I must say I do excellent work (he’s not bad either).

Until now, his music has been scattered all over the Web and it was nearly impossible to get a sense of just how prolific and versatile a composer/musician Vincent really is. So I bitched (as per the muse job description) and said he wasn’t giving his music the respect it deserved.

As they say, “good work is rewarded with more work” so, because I’m such a superior muse, as soon as the music site was done, Vincent went into another (short-term) bubble making his first ever music video for his song Round and Round (NSFW version). Here it is, for your listening and viewing pleasure.

Not only am I the official Vincent Knobil muse, I am also the official biographer (see the “About” links on the Geeks site and the music site), and camerawoman for his soon-to-be-famous (or -banned) video.

If you appreciate my work, do become a fan of Vincent’s music on Facebook!

*Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra

The first time I ever saw a Moo card, I fell in love. (I like tiny things.) I made a set of Moo cards for Francophilia that I hand out here and there. But I soon decided that Moo cards were cute, but not terribly practical. But when Squiz, a new Moo competitor, offered me and my fellow WebWorkerDaily bloggers a set of free cards, I decided to check them out anyway. My curiosity was piqued. How could you beat Moo, with their great site, service and products, and why would you want to try?

First impression of Squiz: excellent site. Zero blah blah, let’s get right down to having fun. And I was thoroughly entertained playing with the avatars on the home page…

They’re in matching pairs: business woman, business man, etc. However, the young man avatar has a backpack and books and glasses and looks generally brainy, while his female counterpart looks like a cheerleader… Oops. Adding a college quarterback type and a brainy college girl would balance things out nicely…

The idea is to pick the avatar you relate to and click “See which cards I like.” Then you’re taken to a page with Squiz card templates that should appeal to your “type.” (Or you can be boring and just hit the “Squiz Card Templates” link or the “Make my Squiz Cards now!” button.)

gothgirl2.pngI got stuck on the avatars for a while, though, because I couldn’t pick a type. I’m a composite of four or five of them, depending on my mood and what I’m doing… But that’s half the fun and, as a user, I was engaged.

This is the avatar I picked. That’s how I looked in college in the 80s, but with better posture…

By the time I figured out which of my selves was dominant at that moment (Sybil, anyone?), and would most like to have a Squiz card, I was really looking forward to seeing which templates “went” with her. Then I went back and looked at the templates they’d assigned to my other selves too. I was seriously engaged. Well done, Squiz.

It didn’t take long for me to pick a card. The only differences, really, between Squiz and Moo are that Squiz cards are plastic and have round corners, they’re about three-fourths as long as Moo cards (smaller = even cuter and even less practical), and they come with a keychain dispenser.

So the fact that they’re waterproof got me thinking of the days when they really would have come in handy, back when I spent all my time at the beach in Hawaii as a teenager.

squizcardtemplate.png That explains why this template jumped out at me and took me back, on that fall day in Paris, to a time when half the clothes in my closet looked like this. Didn’t hurt that with the onset of black clothing season in Paris, I have been in a seriously pink mood.

Once I was done playing, and before I ordered a card, I dug around a little to find out if these people making plastic cards and mailing them all over Creation had an environmental conscience. Just what we need is more plastic crap on the planet, one more thing made from petroleum… You’ve heard it here before.

They describe their eco-friendly manufacturing process on the site. As a bit of an environment freak, I’d like to be reassured that the polypropylene pellets they use to make the cards come from recycled stuff to begin with, though.

They also emphasize the fact that the cards are 100% recyclable. recyclable_pp_no5.jpgProblem is, nobody’s gonna know that – no card owner (or few), no recipient, no recycling facility – because the symbol that appears on the site (and you have to go looking for it) is nowhere to be seen on the cards themselves. They need to print it prominently, and proudly, on the backs of the cards, next to their logo (and also to display it prominently on the site).

I ordered my pink aloha spirit cards, and they came in this sturdy, custom cardboard box. It’s very nice, but it’s too much packaging, Squiz. The trees. The carbon emissions to ship those extra ounces. The resources to cut and assemble and pack the box… And you could make the dispenser optional. I know I won’t use it.

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Last point, dear reader. No they’re not practical, unless you’re at the beach with a stack of ‘em velcroed into the pocket of your board shorts, hoping to meet lots of girls, who will think the cards, and hopefully you by extension, are adorable. But they are fun. They’re “anti-business” cards, and we need more anti-business in our lives. So do check out the site.

You’re probably wondering why I’ve subjected you to all this excruciating detail about something that might seem to you to be insignificant. It’s because I rarely try out a new site without being highly conscious of my own user experience, and I wanted to explore that here, since I was so seduced by Squiz. That’s what happens when you’ve been in startup Lala Land for a few years, write for a techie blog, and are married to a UI design expert.

What interests me is how sites get users engaged and what works/doesn’t work on a site (meaning effective UI and experience, not broken links). I also try to be aware of the psychology and ethics of it all; when and how I’m influenced or manipulated by marketing and presentation, and why I respond.

That a simple site for plastic cards could entertain me for half an hour, take me back to college days with a little cartoon character, take me back to sunny beaches with an attractive template… Pretty powerful stuff. (Of course, I could have just been hormonal that day.)

Anyway, think about it.

(Hey Squiz, I would love to have your background image to play with, and I couldn’t dig it out of your CSS… Will you point me to it if it’s available? Merci !)

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My mother used to paint, but she hasn’t picked up a brush in over 30 years [because of a dark plot twist]. And she was good. When I was off living my own life in my early 20s, she was getting ready to move. She’d already shipped her paintings across an ocean, but then she didn’t end up moving [because of another dark plot twist], and she didn’t bother to get them back. They’re gone forever. My brother and I are eternally bummed about that.

Anyway, she was working towards a Fine Arts degree when I was a kid, on and off, and I know a tiny (tiny) bit about art because I used to read her textbooks for fun, and she’d give me little art history lessons every now and then. Of course, in my first semester of college, I took the requisite Survey of Art History, which was essentially a three-month slideshow in an amphitheater, but that was two million years ago, so it’s pretty much gone.

When I met Vincent, who owns (and actually reads) books with titles like Art and Politics in the Weimar Period, suddenly the fact that I could (usually) tell a Monet from a Manet seemed rather severely lame. But fortunately I live in France now, where art oozes out from between the cracks in the cobblestones and creeps like fungus up the walls. It gets under your skin and you eventually start to respond to art, even if your artistic sensibilities were grossly underdeveloped to begin with. At least that’s what’s happening to me. Living with an artist helps, of course. I now get art history lessons from him. Got one last night, in fact, on Dada.

French TV spews art too. They even talk about the arts on the evening news, at the end, where in the States we get baseball… There’s a fabulous show we often watch called Metropolis on Arte, a French-German arts channel. On Metropolis a couple of weeks ago, I discovered my new favorite artist, a previously underrated (apparently) Russian avant-garde (apparently) painter (and costume designer, set designer, illustrator, and writer) named Natalia Goncharova (also Gontscharowa).

Vincent thinks the fact that humans can make art is the only thing that makes them worth the space they take up. I say our only redeeming quality is our capacity for loving. This minor difference of opinion does not cause a lot of conflict in our relationship.

Here’s some Natalia for your viewing pleasure:

Self-portrait, 1907

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The Cyclist, 1913

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Composition with trees, 1920s

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Ballet program, or poster?

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Having spent most of my life on the California edge of the Pacific, when I wasn’t in the middle of it, that is, I am exceedingly fond of sunsets over the ocean. (Isn’t it generous of Nature to share her kaleidoscope with such mean beasts?)

I trapped a San Diego sunset one February day three years ago and now it’s serving as the wallpaper on my computer. It was one of many sublime sunsets I drove into after work when I was living at the beach the year before I moved here. I would drive a block past my tiny dollhouse to the empty beach, park my car, and leap out to capture the sky. Did that a lot. Here’s another February sunset from that year (click it!).

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In addition to sunsets, I also love the color orange, African fabrics, and doing things to make the world a better place when I can. So after talking about the Shona shop (at the end of my last post), I bought a skirt. Couldn’t resist.

They called the one I bought the Sunset Skirt. It’s made of fine polished cotton, lined, and sewn with vertical panels that are wider at the bottom for a subtle flirty, frilly effect. The orange and off-white are complemented by a deep, almost black purple, just like in the captive sunset above. The skirt is as delicious as its name. And Mapendo, one of the Shona founders, sewed it herself. Thank you Mapendo!

This summer, Paris has had almost nonstop cotton-skirt weather, so I should have plenty of chances to wear this outfit before fall sets in.

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I want to take this opportunity to salute Dawn Hurley, the wizard behind the Shona shop curtain (and what a beautiful curtain it must be!). I asked her about the shop and how she got involved. Here’s what she said:

While living here in Congo, I wanted to do something that would address some of those bottom levels of the pyramid, as you were saying. I am an English teacher by profession but that did not seem to be extremely useful in this context. Sewing seemed like a tangible way to help people help themselves, so I started with that, thinking that I would just carry some things back with me on my trips to the states, and sell them at a church or something.

Dawn’s husband had initially encouraged her to sell the items on eBay, but she ended up teaching herself html and launching an out-of-the-box platform for the Shona e-commerce site. Since then, she has found a company that donates its services to spruce up the site and keep it updated. She did all this with no background in sewing or geek stuff. Bravo, Dawn. (Read Dawn’s blog for more.)

Stories like this, people like this, are what make life good. Pretty skirts help too, of course.

I have never seen a sunset in Africa, but I think I’ll have to one of these days.

I created my “pro” blog, LipstickGeek, because I needed a place to talk about my adventures as a Web entrepreneur and geekette. This is about the Web, but it really belongs on this blog.

The thing that drove me to the Web to begin with (aside from being a mermaid held captive in the Mojave Desert) was my startup project, Francophilia. Believe it or not, this project has serious potential to make life better for a lot of people and that, more than anything, is what keeps me going. One of these days I’ll find an investor and/or a rockstar programmer with a heart and some vision. (Please let me know if you know any.)

So I’ve spent a few years with my finger on the racing pulse of the Web and I’ll tell you what. There’s a whole lot of crap out there. There are so many utterly ridiculous concepts that have managed to find programmers and investors, so many brain-wasters helping to speed along the decline and fall of Western civilization… We could be doing so much better. It can get depressing sometimes. But the reality is just this, and it will never change:

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In my ideal little world, every Web application would help people in some way to move up a level in Maslow’s hierarchy of needs and/or foster self-actualization. The social Web has the potential to do this. So much potential. You can find some gems here and there. Flickr and Etsy come to mind. They’re about creativity, bringing beauty to the world and, in the case of Etsy at least, improving lives. Wouldn’t it be nice if more Web apps targeted the bottom two levels? Like Kiva and others like it. What extraordinary beauty there is in Kiva. The founders should get the Nobel Peace Prize. How do you nominate somebody for that? (I found out how.)

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Today my friend Claire sent me a link to a site that is a glimmer of what I want to do with my partially built software down the line (what I wished out loud that someone would do for the couturières of castoffs in Haiti. What I will do if someone doesn’t beat me to it.)

Claire sent me to a little e-commerce site. The sign on the virtual door says:

We are group of handicapped craftspeople in Eastern Congo.

We live in one of the most war-torn regions of Africa.

We work in a culture that teaches handicapped people to beg on the streets.

Each item we sew is our claim to a better way of life.

This is fair trade in its truest sense.

The founders are two young seamstresses. Mapendo, whose name means love in Swahili, is 18 and Argentine is 22. At 12, Mapendo broke her leg and it took her three years to learn to walk again with crutches. Her family lives in a refugee camp outside of the city of Goma. Argentine got polio when she was four. The girls met when they were teenagers at a center for the handicapped where they were both learning to sew.

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Here is more on their story.

Moments like these I love the Internet most of all. I also happen to love African fabrics. The skirt I fell in love with is not my size, but I’m sure I’ll find something else to love while browsing the shop of these young girlpreneurs.

Can’t think of many better ways to spend my time online…

It was a coup de foudre (love at first sight).

You know I’ve been pining and scheming and (online) window shopping for a dog for a long time… So I had the closest shelter (forty minutes away by train) of the Société Protectrice des Animaux bookmarked and, at moments when I was feeling particularly dog deprived and courageous at the same time, I’d pop in and see if they had my dog yet.

Last Monday, he was there.

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But I hesitated too long and found out today that other people got him. I was going back tomorrow to get him! I’m happy he has people, but I’m totally kicking myself right now. Vincent says the French are notorious for abandoning their pets during the summer vacations (bad, bad Froggies), and that I’ll have lots more dogs to choose from in the fall…

This little guy, Basile they called him, was a basset fauve de Bretagne, a French hound breed I’d never heard of. And I am a sucker for a hound, even though I grew up with poodles. The last dog I found online, fell in love with instantly, and subsequently rescued from a shelter was Virgil, a big, red hound dog (below, five years ago).

Obviously I also have a thing for redheaded dogs. My son’s a redhead; do you think I’m unconsciously trying to fill my empty nest with red dogs? Hmmm…

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Anyway, last Monday I called the shelter to find out what the visiting hours were, and Tuesday morning I was there when the place opened. Was Basile a Virgil Mini Me? Well, in some ways, maybe. He’s a scent hound, like Virgil. Coonhounds traditionally hunt everything from raccoons to mountain lions, and bassets fauves hunt hares to wild boar… These are real dawgs.

(Biliana, the woman I spoke to at the shelter who is also a hound lover and has adopted four from the shelter herself, said “So you like difficult dogs?” and I answered “And men,” which made her laugh. Of course later, when I told Vincent about the exchange, he said indignantly “I’m not difficult!” which made me laugh.)

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I took pics of Basile the day I went to meet him in the shelter. He wasn’t a run-up-and-lick-your-face dog, which worked for me in a big Anglo-Saxon way — I’m still not real comfy with the way the French run up and lick your face…

Oh well.

Where is Vincent in all this, you ask? Well, he’s conflicted. When we get a dog it’ll mean changes, expenses, the stresses of additional responsibility. All the practical things you might expect someone to worry about. He’s concerned about the potential for psychological damage in a shelter dog. But he is also a big-hearted guy who is as susceptible to the charm of a little creature in need as you could want him to be. So he is letting me make the dog call. My thinking is a dog is cheaper and easier than a teenager. And who isn’t damaged, I’d like to know?

refuges.jpg If you’ve been searching the web for a shelter animal to rescue in France, you’ve probably noticed an abominable lack of coordination among shelters and agencies, logic-defying website organization, inadequate information, and general incoherence.

(I hate to say it, but quelle surprise…)

However, I did find one site, Seconde chance, from which you can access 367 shelters in France, large and small, private and public.

On the home page, left column, you can enter info about your location and the kind of animal you want (optional), and you’ll get a list of shelters meeting your criteria. From there, you have address/contact info and a link to the animals you can adopt from a given shelter. You can also save a search (small dog in Paris) and receive e-mail alerts when new animals matching your search show up.

The shelters here are bursting at the seams. In this day and age it should be clear that buying a pedigreed puppy is unethical and environmentally incorrect. And besides, it’s ridiculously expensive. So if you are seriously thinking of getting a dog, get yourself, to quote my French step-daughter, “a used dog.” And if you have a coup de foudre, don’t hesitate. The little ones go fast.

Bonus: a good article for potential pooch parents by Paris-based dog mom and travel writer, Heather Stimmler-Hall.

Today I learned that June is the American Humane Society’s Adopt-A-Cat-Month. I discovered this in the middle of my daily moment of zen, which I really needed after translating 3,000 words on Internet censorship, sending out a reminder to Francophilia members that they only have five days to buy their tickets to the FrancoParty next week, and some other stuff.

I have mentioned in the past that I need the LOLcats for my mental health. And it cheered me up even more than usual when I saw today that ICanHasCheezBurger and PetFinder have teamed up to promote cat adoptions this month.

They’ve made it fun and interactive too. If you’ve ever been tempted to do a LOLcat of your own but haven’t quite known where to start, it’s as easy as 1-2-3-4 this month:

1. Go to PetFinder and find yourself a cat picture.

2. Click the link below the cat picture that says Add to Icanhascheezburger.com.

3. Fill in the fields in the LOL Builder next to the picture.

4. Click Save & Submit.

And you get your own LOLcat. The one I did (below) isn’t clever, and I don’t think I’ve mastered LOL language, but I was willing to humiliate myself for the cause. I hope this guy gets a cheeseburger machine of his own.

Four million cats end up in shelters in the US every year. (And France wins the prize for the most abandoned animals in Europe. Bad, bad Froggies…) So almost every day I almost adopt a dog or a cat. It really won’t be long now, I promise.

My only problem with cats (other than that they walk on your counters and their hair gets everywhere) is that they have an alarming tendency to sleep on your keyboard. But I may yet succumb…

If you make a LOLcat, send me the link. Pleez.

And don’t breed or buy while shelter animals die. Pleez.

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